Yeah I don’t know why anyone would buy the replay of the fights like they do with PPVs.

I don’t think you understand what the word casual means.

I swear, combat sports simply do not want casual fans. I want to watch Aldo get knocked the fuck out from a legitimate source. I shouldn’t have to scour the Twitter feeds of MMA fans (that is one dark section of the internet) to watch a 10 second highlight. Fuck.

I thought this was another interesting video with a great perspective of the fight.

I’m fairly certain I see this, on average, 18 times a year. Classic.

I took that projected lineup/project rotation into the bathroom with me. And I didn’t come out for an hour.

The way that story started, I thought CaptainButters was the result.

My wife and I took over hosting the holiday party after the previous hosts moved away. We usually have some kind of theme, either dress-up or dress-down, whatever we feel like putting out there. Anyway, when my wife gets drunk she likes to play matchmaker with the single people at our parties. As we get older, we have…

My previous company, (which was a short-lived experienced due to them filing for Chapter 11 after only a year there), used to have these really swanky Christmas parties at this high-end, members only “club” in Philly called the Union League. The corrupt jackass who ran the company was a good ole boy member there, and…

ABC Family is playing is 8 times a day currently.

That is straight up booster money. It was meant for a prostitute.

These look a lot like the Thin Mints my father found after hiding them from his wife 10 years earlier.

Jesus Christ. (Assuming) a girl has already been raped, and you have to go and post video footage of the unbelievably traumatic assault online for the entire world to view? How fucking horrible of a human being do you have to be to force a rape victim to deal with the horror of not just being raped, but then having…

It doesn’t matter. Our son is usually good about taking medicine. However, after having his tonsils out, he refused to do it. Guess what the solution is then? Suppositories. There is nothing that will make you feel like more of an asshole than putting a suppository in your son’s rectum only to have him say “what’s…

Do you have kids? Medicine now is like candy for these little bastards. My kids cant wait to take their grape flavored stuff.

Whatever they put in pink cephalexin (Keflex) that makes it smell like passion fruit also makes it fucking irresistible to my kids. If one has an infection and gets it, they suddenly start fighting like they’re in a prison movie.

We had an exchange student (wait, we didn’t trade anybody) student visitor from Japan when I was a teen. She tried and immediately hated root beer, because “it tastes like medicine.” My question was why we in America didn’t get some root-beer-flavored medicine, because that sounds way better than “cherry” NyQuil.

Shit, kids eat paste and lead chips because they’re slightly sweet. Imagine them finding a whole jar of “candies” in a drawer