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Totally. Even Pedialyte — the best hangover cure EVER — tastes horrible. I can’t imagine how people get kids to drink it. My dog was sick once and I tried to get HIM to drink it, and he turned his snout away like it was acid.

*cringes at the idea of a papercut...*

There is a reason no one or no restaurant serves Turkey, Yams, Cranberries and Pumpkin Pie the other 364 days of the year. The reason is not to build anticipation for such through the rest of the year, like kids waiting on Christmas toys. It’s because Turkey, Yams, Cranberries, and Pumpkin Pie flat out suck. I’d

Submitted on behalf of the Eagles starting quarterback.

I walked in on my parents burning off some calories after the meal.

I was just chilling, doing a little hunting, when I saw them roll up. I don’t like to pass judgement, but these guys looked weird. They were like a bad semi-Goth band with hipster tendencies for wool and poorly fitting jackets. Ugh, those hats were atrocious too. And they were rolling deep. Women, animals, you name

Just wait until mom tells him about the time she ate cock on van.

Whatever, I still want Baltimore because Johns Hopkins IS AN ELITE UNIVERSITY HOSPITAL.

Fuck it, if Easter can float so can Christmas. They’re both church holidays foisted onto pre-existing pagan celebrations anyway.

Last Week Tonight has definitely changed my Sundays. It’s made it a LOT more interesting.

City Hall station in Philly is the nastiest. It smells like death and is full of the worst behavior on the BSL. One day a lady got off carrying her bag on the way home from work with a cell phone to her ear. I guess she couldn’t make it to wherever she was going or she just wanted to treat us to a show. She leaned

I was in Atlanta on business and took MARTA instead of renting a car. I had the worst head cold of my life and could not smell anything. I was coughing up a storm. About 5 minutes in to my ride I noticed people were staring at me strange, almost with fear. This went on for about two stops until a nice Asian lady came

You know you done fucked up good when you take a very defensible argument (sports betting being illegal is puritanical and stupid) and turned it into “fuck it, whatever you’re for, I’m against it” in the eyes of the public.

Where can we place a bet on the outcome of this legal fight?

The fact that “Professional Internet Commentator” is not recognized by the US Labor Department is a grave injustice.

Don’t understand why you’re jobless. You could easily be a freelance fault finder. Write your own check - sky’s the limit!

This is beyond horrifying.