I'm getting so sick of this god damn "let's talk for part of the song almost like we're rappers, but god are we ever white" that's taking over country. Fuck Sam Hunt. Fuck Florida Georgia Line. I don't even know who I like anymore that gets consistent airplay. Zac Brown Band, and maybe Chris Young, but even he's got…

There’s no missile in there. That’s too short to carry a ICBM (this is a missile transporter/erector)

Imagine how he responds to Jolie Kerr: “You suggest washing Santorum off your sheets with cold water first? What if that’s PURE ELEMENTAL SODIUM?? Jolie’s advice could KILL YOU!!!”

Didn’t realize that my current shit worth is zero or in the negative, and that canned haggis, global thermonuclear war, and daylight saving time are all better ideas than “Ask a Lawyer.” Thanks for this moment of self-realization. Going up to the cabin for few weeks to fix this for you.

“Yeah, see, here’s your problem: these teams fucking suck.”

Yeah, in the pantheon of “bad lyrics” this was really not that bad.

I think you’re right. And that sentiment, “I wish I’d known...” is only a subtext of the song. It’s more just a sad song about all the lives we could have lived, firsts and lasts. I think it’s fucking beautiful, but, whatever, people like to hate on country music for (supposedly) being simple.

Look, feminists. I love us. We’re a great bunch, for the most part. But Christ on a cracker, are we literal and judgmental when it comes to song lyrics. Everything is always taken to the nth degree, to the worst possible interpretation. Couldn’t this song just be about someone who’s taking a look back on her life and…

That wasn’t a fight. One fan was kind of talking trash, turned around because he thought it’d be some jawing, and that guy just came in and sucker punched him. That’s assault. Not funny, and the reason I don’t go to fucking NFL games with 70K Tommy Toughnuts walking around.

zubaz pants!!!

I guess Joe Torre saw this letter and caved:

Man, that’s a HUGE typo.

These photos are great, and I think one reason they pop so much is that sports photography has gotten so bad and cliched over the years. It has all become a bunch of closeup, shallow depth of field that focuses on one or two players, particularly in football.

The Dallas Cowboys Super Bowl Drought is two years away from reaching the drinking age. In that time, the Falcons, Cardinals, Titans and Panthers have been to the Super Bowl, and the Buccaneers and Saints have taken home Lombardi Trophies.

Hearing about the way her parents raised their children makes me very sad.