Lol. Fuck off.

Ban all guns. Sure. That’ll stop crime & murder. Good job, good effort.

Yes bans! Because banning recreational drugs was effective, because banning alcohol was effective, because banning abortion was effective, because outlawing rape was effective, because outlawing murder was effective. Now we don't have those problems.

So since the 1st and 5th amendments were also written by slave owners, shall we dispense with them as well?

After the success we had doing this with alcohol and drugs, I support this wholeheartedly.

Stop. I’m not a gun advocate, but this is the type of response that shuts down any type of discussion just as fast as “BUT IT’S IN THE CONSTITUTION”.

Killer plan dude.

As an ex strip-club DJ (admittedly this was back in the 90's) all it took was me walking in and saying "I can do a better job that the asshole you've got in here now". I was told to come back for the Sunday afternoon shift (and let me tell you how scary the Sunday afternoon shift at New Jersey strip club is) and do my…

This reminds me of this for some reason:

FUCK YOU NEO-LIBERAL SWEATER-VEST LOVERS. WHAT DO YOU HAVE AGAINST SWEATER SLEEVES.

I tripped and “boom!”, penis in vagina.

Pretty fuckin rich coming from the guy who told black America that racism is their fault because they won't pull their pants up

Exactly. After a certain point, you get nothing done. The idea that your presence, whether it is sitting at your desk surfing Gawker or responding to a bullshit email at 11pm or sitting through an endless, aimless conference call, is more important than your actual work is the most corrosive thing in the white collar…

Exactly. I don’t care how much you love your work. Your work doesn’t love you. If you can’t think of some things you’d rather be doing with your family and friends, you probably need therapy.

Fuck that. I just got promoted to manager, and I nevertheless plan on working 4o hours on the dot each week. A lot of older managers are in the habit of logging on in the evenings at my company, and I can tell you all that there is a 0% chance of me doing that. As soon as I do it, it will become the expectation. Nope.

Don’t forget the emotional costs. Having a stay at home parent creates a VERY different relationship dynamic. Not to say that it’s the same for everyone, but you should absolutely consider this in your decsion. It’s simply just not only about the money part of it.

Come on guys, don’t be dicks. Make it for $599.99. He won’t need to fill out a W-9 then, and you won’t need to issue him a 1099.

Player: What’s for lunch today, Coach?
Chip: Fish and sea greens, plankton and protein from the sea.