Cookie Monster only has nude scenes.

Eh. Melisandre is right there at Castle Black. I don’t believe Jon Snow is dead until I see his skeleton. But at least now it’s a race to see who gets to him first - Melisandre or the White Walkers.

Alternate alternate title: 4 signs you’re living within your means.

Hmmm - don’t agree. I am able to do these 4 things and I don’t consider myself rich/wealthy. I would also add that as of 5 years ago I would only be able to check off the first one (pay bills). It took a lot of reworking of my thought process and some auto saving/investing, but it’s possible.

In my real life I am a pretty private person. Where I come from you mind your own business and don’t pry. But I now know people who really like to pry, and frankly I need some tact in telling them to fuck the fuck off with their nosey questions. How do I do this? Maybe I should just hand them this article.

My mom would just have me donate a bunch of stuff every six months or so, which, now that I think about it, was a great way to teach me A) to not hoard stuff and B) think about other people and give away things

With kids, you just throw stuff away when they’re sleeping. They’ll never know. It’s only when they see you do it that the object in question—that they haven’t seen or played with in months—is suddenly MAMA WHY ARE YOU THROWING AWAY MY FAVORITE TOY?

Hardly seems a big enough one for this story.

Lesson Seven: don't have kids.

A League of They’re Owned

Mandela: 27 years

I NEED TO KNOW WHAT IS IN THE UPPER RIGHT CORNER, IT IS KILLING ME.

In my opinion, Chris Christie is the ideal candidate to be our next President of these great United States.

It’s possible he wasn’t even told what campaign it was for. Not unlikely he was told “hey we’re taking this picture to raise awareness about gun violence wanna get in on it?” So he jumped in.

In the real world, opposition to gun control is blatant endorsement of senseless gun violence, whether Dillon Gee is aware of it or not.