Just for funsies:

I came here for the gifs of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force and sadly no one has delivered. Fine i’ll be the horrible one.

I feel like the headline and the first paragraph state something that’s clearly not the case; the murder was after the victim said she was “just experimenting,” and sweatpants thing was clearly just some other factor that led to the murderer’s rage.

After living in DC for 12 years there is a backstory to this fiasco that has become even more entertaining now that the Redskins removed these seats. It’s a running joke among Redskins fans that Snyder would essentially suspend seats above the field a la the FieldCam if he could earn a buck off them. With that in…

When Dan Snyder, Horse Fucker, was reached for comment, he could not come to the phone because Dan Snyder was too busy fucking a horse, because Dan Snyder Fucks Horses.

Astros fan here.

“I know, I just said I saw it” - Shooter McGavin

Water people, oh, just wait until you get to the poop people.

I think I speak for all Americans with at least a high school education when I say that you are more than welcome to take all of ours if you so desire.

Until September 2014, I was one of the DoD graphic designers working at Miramar and the top of the original control tower (where this scene was shot) still exists, covered in tarp and sitting in a parking lot next to the restoration hangar for the on-base museum. When the Marines took over the base in 1997, they built…

Unfortunately for the JO, the Air Boss is not always in the greatest of moods, so communication tends to flow in only one direction

“Pre School.”

I was going to make a joke here , maybe about how this sack of shit looks like one of the War Boys from the new Mad Max movie. Well i just can’t. This whole story just gets worse and more digusting with every new development. Over on Gawker i’m already seeing Duggar backlash. Why are you still coveirng this? Move on…

America is the only country that does this, however. Still, he should have received intensive, long-term, in-patient therapy. He basically got hit with the bible.

Well, part of it might have been that the guy he was “turned in” to is now serving 60 years for possessing child porn.

Jesus Christ dipshit, it was a joke.

$1500 into his 401(k)? Dude’ll never have enough to retire comfortably at that rate.

She was a great foil for Harvey on Suits. Despite it’s advertising, Suits is mostly comprised of strong women out thinking, out acting and out scoring goals on the three male leads. (But, I’m secretly glad she’s off which clears the way for Donna.)

"Pomegranates are one of the best parts of Winter" - So naturally this is posted on the third day of Spring. I'll never remember this come Winter.