So what you are saying is you know more than my 5 year old nephew? And my 94 year old grandfather? Wow, how did your prior employers work with out you?

Your so called outdated family is using their Android phones for more than gaming, they are uploading their sex tapes and sharing sex advice that you will never need,because your blow up doll doesn’t deserve variety!

You should Google “masturbation” then you canpander yourself!

You need to learn that everyone is not a geek who hasnothing better to do than Google “How to give cunnilinguis?”

Your pocket pussy used to love you too!

Not everyone is a geek with a blow-up doll. Normal people who didn’t suckle on a USB drive might need a little guidance!