And then of course there’s Tai Lopez and his Lamborghini in his garage in the Hollywood Hills, and his TedX Talk. SMFH.

Post-facelift Elantra. Done. On to the important stuff. This is obviously a hair-related hate crime. Look at the travesty that is his white-bread bowl cut (full disclosure, I’m so white I glow). Then compare that cut to the glorious evolution of Rachel Dolezal’s hair. Jealous much? (too soon?)

So apparently your wife knows my wife...

I have wanted one for a while. I remember back in the early 80s, an old issue of 4Wheel & Off Road featured something like this.

Didn’t need her, but nice bonus. Yes, I freaking want one (and in the lingo of the 70s, she’ll make a very nice seatcover)!

T-Tops AND 5 slot mags?!? Yesssssss!!!!!

5 slot 70s-tastic mags!

T-Tops!!!!

Oh I know, but this way it doesn’t show up in my Google search history at work!

And THIS is the other reason why we are all soooooo happy for the return of COTD! $kaycog’s amazing library of reward images!

The only good Ballaban is a scared Ballaban?

Disneyland is several miles to the north, but it is off of Red Hill. Specifically, it’s in the area boxed by Red Hill, Edinger, Tustin Ranch Road, and Barranca Parkway, right on the border between Tustin and Irvine.

Doesn’t matter what they do to them. You can ALWAYS pick out 80s Recaros! I think the designer of that had a GTI fetish, but since he couldn’t come up with plaid leather, he did the carpets like the GTI seats.

You did not even contemplate life in the 80s without Gemballa. Those white leather interiors were oh so 80s. He was like the Mansory of the 80s, only a helluva lot better! So many flashbacks to whatever sports car magazines I could get my hands on back then. And that freaking stereo! My only real problem with that…

It’s always a fucking Camry.

Best of luck Travis! The commentariat here will miss you, but now I akshully have a reason to check out the RT website. Patrick, you’re gonna do great!

My favorite part: when you shattered the idyllic silence of Princeton with your roaring monument to consumption. Never change, Doug.

Yaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

Ha! Was waiting for the backstory on the dog! Another awesome article!

Words. They fail me.