How? It takes 15 minutes to even get out of the store from most sections.

Those would have 50+ holes and be painted neon orange by the end of the day in my suburban neighborhood.

My MIL died riding. Maybe you’re tired because you know it’s fucking dumb.

Does it come with the right kind of rat poison or is that extra?

Does it come with the right kind of rat poison or is that extra?

Just wait. Soon you can rub “but it’s a hybrid” in their smug faces.

Makes sense. I brew beer, and CO2 buildup when opening the fermentation vessels has nearly knocked me out more than once. I would hope my face hitting the beer would be enough to wake me back up so I don’t someday drown in a truly embarrassing way.

Except, you know, right now, when you anonymously spout misogynistic bullshit on the internet. The fact that you notice it says more about you than it says about the film, and you should know that if you’re actually interested in gender equality.

THANK YOU

Better way to win - delete that awful app.

That’s not how it works on the newer phones.... Holding down the “right” button only gets you to a “slide to power off” screen, and this doesn’t work if the phone is totally locked up somehow. To actually force the power off, you hold the right button and the home button until the screen blanks, about 5 seconds.

Girl Scouts. This is not even debatable.

Ah yes, an oil diffuser for the car. So you get just the right amount of nasty oily grime on the inside of the windows and the surface of your dashboard.

Ah yes, an oil diffuser for the car. So you get just the right amount of nasty oily grime on the inside of the…

Dear God... Microwaving a sponge has to be the nastiest and dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Washing them in the dishwasher, laundry, etc, is a gigantic waste of time too. If it smells, pitch it. Buy some more sponges.

Oh god, that stock photo brings back some fun memories. ALL of my outlets and covers were wrong or mismatched (white, beige, brown, cracked, or missing entirely....) when I bought my home - some were even painted over. That was one of the first DIY projects in the new house - and as a bonus I learned what each breaker…

Pointless, the readout barely saves any time, and EVERY tape measure can measure from the front or back. That’s why the end hook moves - to give you the right zero for pushing or pulling measurements. And almost all tapes have the length of the case stamped right on them, so you just add that to your measurement...

Pointless, the readout barely saves any time, and EVERY tape measure can measure from the front or back. That’s why…

People talk about how punctuality is important, and in some situations that may be true - but remember that being “late” is what you definite it to be - often being last to arrive is not a bad thing! Value your own time a little higher - you can make other people wait sometimes, I promise they’ll survive! (unless…

My state has this. Stickers exist for this reason.

My state has this. Stickers exist for this reason.

AH, the good-ol’ Dutch Reach... How many times will Lifehacker / KINJA post about this? This makes three!

Already lots of bad reviews so I’ll pile on. They suck. They get stuck on my hands - DO NOT WEAR BOTH AT ONCE. They barely insulate, like, 2 seconds with a hot pan and you’re burning. They hold in heat too.

Already lots of bad reviews so I’ll pile on. They suck. They get stuck on my hands - DO NOT WEAR BOTH AT ONCE. They…