@Kaka Kittens: You were wrong on the internets ! WRONG ! You will never be forgiven, might as well take the pill and end the pain.

@dmcshinobi: Haha, want.

Hm yeah, at this point my view seems alien and crazy to many people but ... who the hell pays money for just maps ?

I'm confused, isn`t overdrafting optional ? And why would anyone accept that option ? Back in the day i always ran out of money on my debit card and ... that's it, the transaction would just ... fail. o_0

So wtf happened to daddy ? Also why is everyone looking so raggedy ? She can melt people and take down buildings by thinking about teddy bears but she can`t clean herself ? And why does she have red eyes ? Did she ever had red eyes ?

You guys better get a shitload of money from Apple for the punishment you are putting your audience through with these useless iPad articles. I still love you guys but jesus christ.

@BoriOki: You put the iPad in your lap and hope it still works with that hole you just drilled.

@The Forgetful Brain: Wait a minute, are you saying the terms weird and wacky are ... bad ? Cuz i always treated them as good words like interesting and unique. Hmmm ...

Unfortunately, as long as this planet is inhabited by dumb motherfuckers that push the validity of war, these kind of ... "people" are still necessary.

@Aklost: God damn overachievers ! You will never taste the sweet embrace of Apple !

Great article ... for Jezebel.

@Adhominem: mmmm, bunny ! nom nom nom

@NoBodysGamer: I dunno ... the whole situation seems very sad, he entertained tons of people by getting hit in the face and now he seems ... abandoned.

Oh for fuck sakes, this is ridiculous, could i like buy the stuff and then donate it back ? or would the fucking IRS put it up for auction again and again and again ?

@RawSteelUT: Well even if we ignore humanity, it`s not logical.

@Deaf Mute: lol, i wonder which side of the rape is the most popular.

@RawSteelUT: Yeah but it's disturbing to see people posting how satisfied they would be if he would get to some place where he gets raped.

@SolidMonkee: Punishable ? Absolutely, throw the hammer at the guy and make him work for his idiocy, hell make him pay also. But don't set him up for being raped in jail as some people here seem to find fitting.

@Veit: Oh well then we've been arguing about wanting the same thing :D He should definitely be held accountable for his idiotic actions, stupidity is not an excuse. I just thought ... for some reason you would be advocating jailtime as so many other people that seem to find comfort in the thought of him getting raped…

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