Every Jalop commenter : “I’ll get one in 10 years used.”

Yo mama’s vibrator

28 micro sd cards.

As my kids get older my video game time only diminishes. Enjoy them while you can ;-)

Not everyone has a car or a track nearby? I track 12+ times a year and still spend my evenings gaming with friends.

Because some people like trucks.

So...he had barely gotten it outta 3rd gear then...

...you ok buddy? wanna meet at the local bar and talk about the good times?

I’m surprised the guy getting the blowjob didn’t shoot him.

Do you typically go for high-speed food runs in rare customer cars?

More AAA games on Switch are always a good thing.

Sounds like your mom.

i like the game and i also like the rabbids

Always tough to say “best,” because on what criteria?

Because cops here believe they exist to protect each other instead of serving the public. It’s them against us so regardless of our innocence, we’re all suspects until we prove otherwise.

i play a few garbage games. But not these garbage games.

Pay to Bone?

I’m laughing excessively at this right now.

It is really annoying when people just wont let it be and for some reason when it comes to having kids this seems to be a regular thing.

As an NYC-er, I typically have the opposite challenge- where I am frequently find myself around women talking about how they never want children, don’t like kids, ‘how could anyone bring a child into this world?!’ kind of conversations... They assume (because I’m mid-30s, with a long term partner and childless) that I…