Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Nick Saban has responded by spending 20 minutes silently assembling a rifle in front of his players while wearing a T-Shirt that reads “FUCKING TRY IT.”

Also always remember to never go to an NFL game.

At least they all probably stand for the national anthem though.

I actually live in the attic you pathetic fuck. And having nothing to do with a crime doesn’t excuse celebrating the criminal because he was good at winning nominally amateur athletic events

Maybe it will be good for Penn State to get a sense of how it feels to have its case ignored.

An uneducated society and a society that no longer cares about raising children with two parents and where religion is frowned upon.

For real, I got kinda excited for some hot fucking stove action, then I read through the first two moves covered, and was like, shit, TL;DR.

Can’t I find 5 people in any organization to espouse any opinion on earth?

Don’t be a dick. Even if she agrees with the toolbag, she’s offering sound political advocacy advice to an obviously liberal audience.

I think this was the woman who was interviewed by This American Life in their last episode. Don’t dismiss her, she had a lot of very smart things to say and everything she said about how congress works is absolutely correct.

What was the purpose of this post other than mental illness click bait? “Look, here’s a guy who hit rock bottom, how fascinating!” No context, no story, just “funny weird picture that will get us traffic.” He’s not in the public eye anymore so definitely not newsworthy. I love Deadspin but come on, this is the kind of…

Always fucking dairy truthers.

Little known fact: All Timberwolves fans are lactose intolerant. He was doing them a favor.

Marquette King > Chris Kluwe

I need at least two drinks to even think about GOING to a party.

So why should I stick to just two? You don’t really say why just that I should only have two while being socially awkward about it. If I need to drive or be somewhere early the next day then yes stick to one or two but if I have a ride/taxi/uber and everyone else is drinking and enjoying themselves why would I stick…

Same here. My tolerance is pretty high. Drinks 1 and 2 only prime me for the mild buzz Drink 3 provides, and Drink 4 ends the night with a wonderful buzz-but-not-drunk feeling.