I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

Duplantis competes for Sweden internationally

Except that we’re not customers. We’re shareholders.

Didn’t you hear? We’re running government like a business now! Trump is the almighty CEO, congressmen are his workers, and we the voters are just the constantly shafted consumers.

“You have to keep in mind who he [Congressman Devin Nunes] works for. He works for the President and answers to the President.”

It goes without saying that Chris Harris is an impressive driver and a gifted orator. The fact that he can do both at the same time just boggles my mind.

There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

Couldn’t we have something a little less spectacular to start out our Saturday mornings? I’m sitting here on the couch, and after 2 hours of non-movement this article really makes me look bad. Couldn’t you have found an article about a guy who almost didn’t get butter stain on his sweatshirt to make us all feel like…

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

Lock him up! Lock him up!

I purposely avoided showing their buttholes because they are kids.

Just a box full of Mintberry Crunch.

Joe Paterno’s son is already denying he knew anything about this.

You’re a highly polluting death trap.

You should maybe worry less about making an unpopular comment and worry more about making an uninteresting one.

Both these guys can go fuck themselves. I’m so tired of Bernie Sanders remaining at the forefront and everybody making believe he played no role in getting us to where we are today.

Because you touch yourself at night.

quite frankly, I wish he had, and passed by that idiot at the top of the hit list