Wait, AZ is suing Theranos because AZ stripped the regulations that would have kept Theranos honest; so now, instead of passing regulations to keep this from happening again, AZ is suing Theranos?

Wow! Ms. Beacon taught me typing on our family’s Commodore 64 back in the 80s.

I stared at all of the refs’ crotches for a full minute before realizing I’d better read the article.

Duplantis competes for Sweden internationally

Except that we’re not customers. We’re shareholders.

Didn’t you hear? We’re running government like a business now! Trump is the almighty CEO, congressmen are his workers, and we the voters are just the constantly shafted consumers.

“You have to keep in mind who he [Congressman Devin Nunes] works for. He works for the President and answers to the President.”

It goes without saying that Chris Harris is an impressive driver and a gifted orator. The fact that he can do both at the same time just boggles my mind.

My astronaut dreams involve tang, actually. Lots and lots of tang.

There are a Brazilion things wrong with this.

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

Couldn’t we have something a little less spectacular to start out our Saturday mornings? I’m sitting here on the couch, and after 2 hours of non-movement this article really makes me look bad. Couldn’t you have found an article about a guy who almost didn’t get butter stain on his sweatshirt to make us all feel like…

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

So many wonderful terms/ slurs have entered the nation’s lexicon since the election. It helps me easily identify people who have no personal identity or worth, no matter what ideology they use as a security blanket.

Lock him up! Lock him up!

I purposely avoided showing their buttholes because they are kids.

Just a box full of Mintberry Crunch.

Because you touch yourself at night.

quite frankly, I wish he had, and passed by that idiot at the top of the hit list