“Joey Votto metaphorically hit a home run straight into my dick and my dick exploded.”

Do you mean to say that Joey Votto donged a dong, a dong that’s now gone?

I’m sorry little man, you must be 44" tall to troll the commentariat.

MY narrow world view? I’m not the one suggesting that just because Xherdan Shaqiri has a funny name wasn’t born in Switzerland that he’s not Swiss.

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

With a four cylinder diesel no less. If the N. Koreans were smart they’d have hacked Jalopnik to upload order forms.

That Touring trim doesn’t make a lot of sense on a Civic - MSRP on an Accord EX (nicely appointed car, that) is slightly less. But... - a Civic LX is below 20k (and at that point, you’re looking at that versus a better equipped Hyundai or similarly equipped Mazda 3), and an EX is around 22. And all of a sudden, things…