Hold my beer

The decision by Roberts to turn to Joe Kelly in the 10th before utilizing Kenley Jansen, a guy who can and has given you multiple innings in relief (despite his best years being behind him), was equally baffling. 

What absolutely miserable human beings these people reporting her must be

Last week I bowled a 147.  I could have bowled a 300 but I chose not to.

He’s a role model for every high school kid, surviving a cock block on the way to second base.

Shameful. Just another Puig showboating on the baseball field.

Appealing? No.

Wow, wish I knew about Jalopnik back in those days. I read that article and the two associated to it, and I found myself wanting to comment on comments from 7 and 8 years ago.

My nuanced take: Ferrari is overstepping their bounds but I, also, would not want to be associated with those nasty-ass shoes.

Design meeting:

“What should the failure mode be for the wave generator?”
“Nothing, it should just die quietly and stop functioning.”
“We could do that. Or.. and hear me out on this one...”

you are not a tigre, you are a cat!

Look, she definitely tossed that cat a bit rougher than I would have but if you’ve ever owned a cat, you know it was just fine.

Wow, even by Kinja standards, you have to be the least fun person to have at any social gathering. So, well done.

Cool story. let me just tell you i dont care about your comment or anything. 

Quietly accepting the unwritten rules of baseball is against the unwritten rules of baseball.

Inside sources say this will be the new company logo:

How lucky are we that we get to see two of the greatest tennis players of all time play each other over a decade or more? Can you imagine Lebron v MJ over the course of a decade, with neither losing much of a step?

Pretty clear he left Community because it was holding him back, big time

Stop liking what I don’t like (or you are a bad person)

While I’m not a huge fan of watching people get hit in the nuts myself, I’m also not a fan of when people state that they’ve never seen any part of a show, but then assert that anyone who liked it is a bad person. The people who liked watching the show didn’t like watching people get hurt, they liked watching people…