A few weeks ago I went to DC and street parked. About 45 minutes later the barricades and police showed up — they were clearing the street for the presidential motorcade. It was really cool to see it go by — something like 27 vehicles — and they made sure the street was entirely and completely devoid of traffic.…

“Get ready to shred, brah!”

As a universal starfighter-focused replacement part, it’d also be great at turning all those plentiful Jalop-spec R4's (meant for landspeeder enthusiasts, really) and crappy R5 units into capable starfighter RIO’s, while at the same time lowering the head profile of both models.

NFL: Fine, you don’t have to do it this year. But mark my words, in 2016 Hard Knocks will definitely be filming in St. Louis.

Yea, but

Our solar system is not symmetrical. So there’s that.

[Women] are at a loss when it comes to the reference points of football.

He was just there so he would get fined.

I LITERALLY CANNOT EXPRESS HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE THE WEST WING.

I’ve been rewatching it and am currently 3 seasons in again.

Alright Albert, we get it. They are jamokes, no argument. But — are they elite?

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/69499… Is Cam the worst draft pick ever?

Graham told CNN he’ll be announcing the end of his campaign in an email to his supporters

Nonsense. It makes perfect sense when you realize that the login and password for both sites is “login” and “password.”

Poe’s Law is probably overused as a trope, but I’m having a legitimate crisis of it here. I think you sound sincere, but the voice is almost *too* perfect in such a way that it *could* be satire.

Probably best they didn’t take Gronk’s suggestion of the Fighting Sioux Flays.

Even if everyone else saw this coming you know it must have caught Rob Ryan completely by surprise.

Apostacy is the new black.

Oh for fuck’s sake, are they ever going to get the spelling correct??