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On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

Even if Billy wasn’t screaming in your face, it’s difficult to answer when you’re put on the spot like that. But it’s ok...he’s forgiven because when Key & Peele were on, they put on the some the most amazing sketches about being gay.

God, every time I see that man delivering a smack down I feel so full of pride that he’s my senator.

They like unborn children.

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

These people that keep saying “maybe he’ll be different” after we just saw a year-and-a-half campaign of disaster marked by months of a disasterous transition is fucking bizarre. No, Trump is not going to be different in a good way now that he’ll actually be president. Like, why are people even considering this?

Did they offer him a few million dollars in exchange for adding MLK’s stuff to the Museum of African-American History? I’m not joking about that, by the way - MLK’s children have been pretty aggressive about trying to monetize their father’s legacy. Gawker had an article on it years ago that I remembered when I read…

STOP NORMALIZING THIS MONSTER!!!! Fuck!!

They’ve got to make that wall out of something, I guess.

My guess is she will pave over and build it on top of the vegetable garden.

Melania relaxes in her “Special room for hair and makeup at the White House”.

I’m pretty sure her idea of helping people is probably the same as Derek Zoolander’s.

Bwahahahahahahaha. Even a tribute band is like, “you know what? Nah.”

His official photo immediately made me think of royalty…

His official photo immediately made me think of Vigo

“Our decision is based SOLELY on the respect and gratitude we have for Bruce and the E Street Band,”

Chris Christie has the is a saddest balls.

Every time there is an opportunity to lay bare his incompetence and fundamental indecency, and to point out the behavior rendering him unsuitable for public office, I will do it.

The Root seems to be quite the active uh safe space for racist trolls I see.