The old antenna-in-the-windshield on our ‘80 Cutlass was AWFUL.

RIP 500 Abarth. The coolest sounding of the mini hatches.

looks like shit, can’t hate it

The Veloster is the new and improved Saab 900 Turbo.

I fear I would choose AWD and the Supercharger network over the Bolt’s superior user interface.  At least until I die in a crash while trying to figure out how to turn on the windshield wipers.

Fuck this shit

“Miles Harrison, 49, was an amiable person, a diligent businessman and a doting, conscientious father until the day last summer — beset by problems at work, making call after call on his cellphone — he forgot to drop his son, Chase, at day care. The toddler slowly sweltered to death, strapped into a car seat for…

“In many cases where children have been legitimately forgotten in the backseat, it hasn’t been the result of bad parenting, but rather chance and circumstance.”

We’ll I’ll just take my $60K+ elsewhere! Just kidding, I’m poor.

Because shut up, Kyle.

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

Ah, let go of a whole C-note and get yourself and your date a popcorn and a Coke. Okay, a medium Coke.

I’m gonna throw my hat out there, and say it’s probably based on the Transit Connect platform. Makes more sense.

My first thought was “WTF were they thinking?!”

Fiat 500 Abarths with like, 5 miles on the odo can be had for around $10k used. Screaming bargain, though I’d test drive the Fiesta ST first.

Figured this would win. Hell, I live in surbia Charlotte NC and my commute is 33 miles each way. 33 miles isnt even half the Charlotte Ring road.

Just because the market has decided a value for something doesn’t mean it’s not a crack pipe. Apparently every single one of these is a crack pipe, and I’m okay with that.

Philip Jose Farmer’s Riders of the Purple Wage

Well... :gestures broadly at society: I’m banking on dystopia.

2022 Model Refresh.  Now includes complimentary snow plow!