What would Bucky Dent do?
Don't do what Dent Does!

I am also out of chewing gum.

Get Courtney Love on the phone!

Hundreds of millions of people are going to get fired over that one.

The Blessing of the Throats
Nailed on the Cross
I Come in Peace

super mess?
campy awesome?

"braid it until the spring", then its nose hair rope festival time.

without fecal impaction, those walls have no structural integrity

Be my guest…

Fuck you, 2016

IT'S A MINORITY! GET 'EM!

Kute Klan Klubbers!

Romney never had a TV show.

"Chris Christie, drop that shine rag and get over here…I gots a job for ya."

Pro-LIfe AND Prolapse

Pretty much the same reason Dog-Walkers hate Trump.

"The Elongated Nut Sack of Uncle Frank" is supposed to be a technicolor musical.
Not necessarily a sequel, but in the same multi-verse.

Cody could really press a shirt

I threw up in my mouth a little…

Nice comment/avatar synergy