NO! on NBC, 20 minutes after the hour.
(but we are not telling you which hour…fucker)

He actually listens to his guests.

These Guys make excellent hamburgers, and they just throw fries at ya.

I haven't read an Atwood novel I haven't liked.
I like to think Gilead exists somewhere in the Oryx and Crake universe

Captain! All of the nitrogen canisters are spent!
The canned Guinness is flat!

you shut your mouth…that CAN'T be true.

a pretty good movie at that.

Prince Edward Island is not sending their best. They're sending their polite former potato farmers, their fastidious former handymen, and their little perky hussey, Anne. Sad!

More of a Corporal Buttocks if you ask me.

I've found that a little alcoholism just doesn't work.

Where is the John Hall?

one cannot cage bees without making a mesh of everything.

Did you hear what HR said? FIVE extra days of vacation and a Dental Plan.

then what was that bongo music?

Show me his long form Bavarian Birth Certificate

AV Club meet up at the Zebra Lounge!

Dad and Santa don't like me?
I don't have any dreams left to dream either…Give me the pistol that doesn't shoot jelly.

I was too lazy to read TWO comments down.

Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins begs to differ.

The Natalie Wood Murder?