If only I knew how to post screenshots of European Gigolo. Then you'd all respect me.

Democracy dies in darkness

Jog on dickhead

Weird so little mention was made of his regime's enthusiasm for straight up murdering critics, home or away

Four day school weeks in Idaho baby.

Many thanks

Is it good (from a parental perspective)?

I have reached into my bag of fucks and once again come up empty handed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you're against it I'm all for it.

Rely exclusively on your winning whimsy, I'd imagine.

I'd be fine with a moaning Asi…..oh come on everybody thought it.

The scene in the courtyard where they are playing that board game in the rain; stunning. That sold me on HD.

Thorn Birds / Bourne crossover. Make it happen Hollywood.

Which would come in super handy for any dermatological conditions.

Some of our bizarre celebrity fixations are more than skin deep thank you very much.

Let's see where this goes.

Timeless comment

"Did I do it right? I've never done it before."

I like the sound of the Grenade gum.

Dammit