You know what you did

Excellent call

Tam Lin by the Fairport Convention or GTFO

You don't understand the book (or much of reality apparently).

Block early and block hard.

*again

Wow, I was going to go with Bluetooth headphones

Well spotted.

I am indeed hung like a stallion

I respect your methodology

Dude

And people.

You seem to think there is personal antipathy here but I assure you to there's not.

Same. They both have a very distinct style. And a really unusual one for UNCLE.

Harsh but fair. We all knew the rules coming in.

Robot humour is the worst.

No I genuinely think you have problems I can't hope to comprehend and don't need to. I wish you well.

Bucket of Rain?

Thirded *

They're both a lot of fun but very different in intent IMHO