You magnificent bastard

If you do that in the shops they will almost surely eject you

But..but that's a single entendre.

I see what you did there

It's called working the ref. There are now a hundred stories about awful terrorists to frighten your grandma on the BBC website.

Classic Bostedo

Be patient man

Oh god I love gimmick accounts and this one looks like a peach.

Having a beer with Trump doesn't seem much of a coup. Also he would make you pay for both.

You are a monster

Weetbix butter and honey.

They have been touched! http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/r…

Nope. Julian Barnes