Donald Trump: orders women to pee on a mattress.

I was thinking more along the lines of...

And here’s a case of a Mexican divorce declared invalid. 

I wish Obama would just come over to Washington state and open a marijuana store and toke all day, every day. He tried, let Trump and Paul Ryan go down in flames together.

I wonder if Pence calls Putin “Father”?

As for Trump, I found this to be a very interesting assessment. From the man who literally defined narcissism:

“If the idea is for both to have an orgasm through vaginal penetration, it is still largely dependent on the man.” How so, though? You obviously believe this to be true. I don’t, which is why I’m asking.

He looks like he’s about to keel over from a prolapsed anus, inshallah

He’s a former Navy SEAL. He knows a sinking ship when he sees one.

Don’t buy any vowels or consonants either. Fuck 45.

“we’re just friends, okay?”

Don’t buy a fucking word

http://time.com/3309687/why-women-stay-in-abusive-relationships/

Basically it depends on your driving conditions and region.

If you’re a complete masochist, Kurt Eichenwald and Newsweek are doing an incredible job of reporting on Trump’s conflicts of interest, general bullshittery and what is possibly at stake. A sampling that will be sure to lead to hair loss and sleep deprivation: