I mean, it’s pretty rude to ask a softball question of a soccer coach.

What’s less clear is why the Worldwide Leader would want Favre as the celebrity face of one of its biggest recurring live sports programs.

including prostitution, purchasing alcohol for underage team members, and paying others to complete their homework assignments.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

I use your saltiness to add flavor to my cheese curd infused meatloaf.

being lectured by someone who wasn’t even playing wasn’t received favorably.

Such a great scrambler - it’s like he’s been dodging people close to him his entire life.

These two shouldn’t have a problem rising to the top. Milwaukee’s Best sets the bar very low.

Pinterest strikes again.

I was struck by a thought yesterday while watching this game: What if this meltdown happened last year? I bet several aspects of the season would be significantly different this year.

I like calling white football players thugs. It makes me feel better about my secret, intense racism against Inuits.

It did seem a little odd that he didn’t at least have the sense to jump out of his car and furiously sweep the path with his curling broom.

At first I thought watching a game backward didn’t make a lot of sense. Then I realized it’s just another perspective. And from that perspective every game ends in a tie. And then I thought, why not draft another power forward?

Ben Carson went to Yale and he thinks the pyramids were built for grain storage.

through time and space and over Mirotic’s soul.

He’s just added the Jaguars to his repertoire. Gotta have multiple irons in the fire, you know?

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

Not for long.

So edgy, I cut myself!