His is the only mailing list (emailing list?) that I have never regretted signing up for. Not only do I still get feel strangely cool having emails addressed from "Louis CK" in my inbox, but even when I'm not interested in what he's promoting I find his emails enjoyable.

Do all of these people who say "Who watches CBS?" not have parents and grandparents? Or do they just not listen to them at all? Because my dad can't get enough Big Bang Theory, and my grandpa watches NCIS like it's fucking Game of Thrones.

When I first imported my CD collection to iTunes, I took the liberty of pruning this album down to a pretty decent EP: 'Evil Deeds,' 'Never Enough,' 'Yellow Brick Road,' 'Like Toy Soliders,' 'Mosh,' 'Mockingbird,' 'Crazy in Love,' and 'Encore/Curtains Down.'

Is Landshark really made by Jimmy Buffet? Because that would explain a lot. I only like both of them if I'm already drunk.

"At least he's calling himself Clark Kent now. Remember when he first got here he said his name was Sup R. Man?"

Let me guess: 1, 4, 3, 6, 2, 5? Or do you not count Rocky Balboa?

I would love to see Ryan Allen win MVP. I can't imagine a situation where that would even be an option unless he throws two touchdowns on punt fakes or something. Or they let Belichick name the MVP himself and he names his punter out of spite.

Hahaha! It says 'Can I Borrow A Feeling!' And it's got your picture on it. Hahaha!

Two parts tonic? Lightweight.

I'm surprised at how often this episode's lines come up in my everyday conversation. Everytime I sit down after a long day I can't help but bringing up "the great leveler." Then of course there's "I wish to subscribe to your newsletter," and "Quiet, you drunk." I'd never list it among my top 10 or anything but it…

I don't know precisely why, but I think my favorite part about that bit is the animation on the shrew.

'Where is Ranger McFadden?"
"I was just so happy to see so many nice people?"
"Quiet, you drunk. Where is Ranger McFadden?"
"Right here, sir. Behind the drunk."

The only good thing to come out of this movie is John Oliver's frequent cries of "#notmyChristian."

The line reading really sells that one. The fact that he's so proud it was enjoyed by ALL is just perfect.

Oh no Smithers, the Germans are mad at me! I'm so scared!

"The finger thing means the taxes" is easily my personal favorite, and probably the one I use most often. I literally cannot hear the word taxes without at least muttering it under my breath.

Be right back. I'm off to write a spec script where her character returns and makes Brie Larson's character's life a living hell for stealing Abed from her. I sense some problems with the second act but the third act is pretty much just the two of them plus Alison Brie and Gillian Jacobs in a sleepover-style pillow…

My moment came the first time I watched a bunch of episodes after watching Citizen Kane. I know they talked about it a lot in the commentaries but I never realized how much they lifted straight from the movie.

If I'm reading the not-so-cryptic teaser paragraph correctly, there will be, and it will rightly be the best episode of the series. (Or at least the episode with the single best scene.)

I don't think I want that. I just want him to guest-star on every single show on TV. I get the feeling he'd be better in small doses.