Flanders' solo is better.

Specialty foods. Here, try a Ben Franklin!

You say that now, but wait until you see "They'll Never Stop The Simpsons: 563 Simpsons Episodes"

"Pita? I don't know about food from the Middle East. Isn't that whole area a little…iffy?"

That line kind of loses something when you spell it "the money" as opposed to "damoney."

Does that mean it's…less than?

He delivers by far the best double-take in cinema history in the scene where Coop makes his triumphant entrance as a cool guy.

All of "Troubadour" is really good. "Fatima" is sweetly heartbreaking, and the Kirk Hammet-assisted version of "if Rap Gets Jealous" kicks all kinds of ass.

I didn't think he was gonna sing Moon River but then BAM! Second Encore!

Wait, so does that ending mean that the entirety of "The Colbert Report" was all a nine-year-long segment on "The Daily Show," kind of like all of "Newhart" was a dream by the character of "The Bob Newhwart Show?"

I couldn't get choked up during the song because I was too busy going "Holy shit, that's (so-and-so)!"

That's not how you're supposed to do it. You're supposed to just post the first few lines so that we can fill in the rest in a chain of comments. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do with this? Write original thoughts on the topic at hand? Fuck that noise.

The "taxes" one definitely wins out for me, because having sat through local government meetings I can't help but realize how true to life that whole exchange is.

That's my secret….I'm always drunk. HARMON SMASH!

Even New Jersey doesn't like New Jersey that much. They made "Born to Run" their state rock song, even though it's literally about a guy who can't fucking wait to get out of Jersey.

I'm amazed at how watchable this show is. You wouldn't think watching four people of varying levels of fame play a board game would be interesting, but I actually look forward to each episode. I just wish I had the kind of friends that want to play board games.

I think you just nailed it. Then Rogen & Franco deliver a heart-to-heart speech to KJU about how he can do good things or some shit, and the movie ends with a montage of how things are getting better in North Korea because of them. Then one of them makes out with Lizzy Caplan and they roll credits, which are played…

Which doesn't even make sense, because a hectare measures area not distance. I mean, are we supposed to believe this is some kind of magic car that can travel in multiple dimensions or something? I sure hope someone got fired for that blunder.

It's still the weekend, Sarge. You think O'Neal is anywhere near coherent right now?

Put it in H!