"I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him. But I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children."
"Uh, Champ they do have a mother."
"Yes, but I imagine that she would die of grief."

I'm pleasantly surprised you went with the "hard to spell" angle instead of focusing on the fact that "Imogen Poots" and "Anton Yelchin" sound like a horrible disease and a sex act illegal in many states, respectively.

At this point I think Jost is just in the Update spot because he's dug in his heels too long and stepping down now would be admitting failure. Kinda like the Johnson administration in Vietnam.

I was a little upset at the second Dan Cortese call-out, because it was a little too similar to the two Spud Webbs from a few years ago. But when he got to the third Dan Cortese, I was right there with Hader laughing my ass off.

Well, we don't really need one, since Offerman seems like such a nice guy and a game performer that he'd probably have done it himself if they had asked him. Still, it's nice to have for when he's not in New York.

Just like the gypsy woman said!

Ponce De Leon or GTFO.

What's your hurry? Throw some "uhs" and "ers" in there!

I watched a handful of episodes, but the only "Go On" joke I an remember fondly is Seth MacFarlane-as-Ryan Lochte's "It was really Go-od."

That line gets a lot of attention, but I find myself using Homer's later line more: "I used to rock 'n roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I'm lucky to find a half an hour a week in which to get funky…"

That's because watching people work out logistics like that is incredibly boring, unless it's directed by David Wain.

So do all of Ludlum's novel titles sound like off-brand knockoffs of "The Bourne Identity?" Because I can't wait for "The Davis Conspiracy" to come out.

Seriously. I was sitting 10 feet from a decent-sized TV and I couldn't make out a word from Mrs. Cop.

Yeah, but not in the way you'd think. She'd be the person holding the camera and making stupid jokes the whole time.

Nilknarf!

He was eerily prescient though. That was only four episodes later.

Troy McClure "exposed" as a phony? What Troy McClure was he watching the first six seasons?

I hope one day to have the balls to propose with that line. If she doesn't get the joke, it's not meant to be anyway,

I think it's a "tie goes to the accuser" situation.

I don't think any comedian has worked his way into my head more than Mitch. I can't see anything related to Mr. Pibb (Dude didn't even get his degree), the name Lynn, or even fire exits and escalators without his bits coming to mind, leading to me laughing like an idiot in some public place seemingly out of nowhere.