Today's a weird day for me. It's probably the first time I've seen Aidan Gillen's face and said to myself "Littlefinger" instead of "Carcetti."

Have you forgotten Mock Trial with J. Reinhold?

Say what you will about Marlon Wayans, the opening theme to The Wayans Brothers was both funny and oddly catchy.

Whoa. Not cool, man. That is our word.

I can't decide which version of the show I like the best: the super-dark, plot-heavy episodes like "Rick Potion No. 9" or the ones where they just dick around and throw as much weird shit at us as possible, like this one and "Rixty Minutes." Either way, this show is a goddamn masterpiece.

And that person is John Milhiser. *rimshot*

It's obvious to me that "Rickheads" is the one true solution.

I was really hoping I'd be able to get the website to crash by asking some impossibly difficult question. Alas, these Meeseeks seem a bit lazier than the ones on TV and just tell me to Google everything.

I love that the show doesn't even bother with the stupid first-act "Something spooky's going on here, but I don't know what…" business. Literally the second he walks into the store Rick knows what's up and proceeds to start fucking with the Devil. It's why he's quickly becoming my favorite TV character ever.

Or, they were both tracking down each other, and now that they've found each other they're going to get married. That is, as soon as the AOL guy realizes he's too good for his cheating, status-obsessed wife.

Finally, an appropriate forum to discuss something that really bothered me roughly 15 years ago:

Yeah, it's pretty much a tie between ID4 and Scent of a Woman in my mind for the "prototypical James Rebhorn role."

On behalf of the state of Connecticut, give us our hockey team back. That Stanley Cup should be ours, dammit.

Does that dude still explain Marmaduke every couple days? Because that was pretty OK.

Hell, I'd settle for Paul F. Tompkins doing his Werner Herzog impression.

Huh. I guess I missed the scene where Morty Jr. started surfing Reddit.

I don't know how people sat around and watched it for long periods of time. I found it perfectly enjoyable to just pop into the subreddit a few times a day to check on the progress.

I'd rather have robot gonorrhea than a half-alien baby. How expensive could penicillin be in the future?

Screw that. I'm hoping for a Cop Rock reboot. Hot Cop Rock!

You forgot the word "cocaine" in your first sentence.