You haven’t even driven it yet. What if it’s more engaging, better tech and more fuel efficient?

I mean it’s worth infinite money if they don’t exist. I have never seen one that clean on Texas craigslist.

Well, I hate the Bentley. But this goes too far towards the other end of the spectrum. It feels too muted. Too boring.

Have you ever been in an Escalade with the Kona interior? It’s honestly incredible. One of my favorite interiors I have ever sat in.

I’m not gonna lie. It’s not what I was expecting, but I kind of like it.

It’s a genuine highlight of that trip. They have as much room to run around as regular horses.

Thank you, that was validating.

Hruska’s is the name of the establishment with my favorite toilet. It’s located in Ellinger, Texas. I’m assuming that other people have a somewhat routine drive of over 100 miles (we went about once a month when I was a kid) in their life, and I’m surprised they don’t have a favorite toilet.

I was driving back alone from Houston to Austin (about 180 miles for the non-Texans among us), and I had JUST hit the halfway point. I was driving my trusty, shitty, awful, IS300. I was about 10 miles from my favorite toilet, Hruska’s, and had just passed my favorite miniature horse farm.

Agreed. Let’s just hope they don’t hurt anyone else.

If I had to guess, I would imagine that the second and third power level will be a designated “track only” usage that would void warranties and whatnot if abused or wrecked on the street.

The commitment to variety and diversity was downright fascinating. I love all the insane customization - they somehow make donks look cool over there.

Seeing those wheels makes me intensely feel like a small child again.

You mean the AMC inline-6 that Jeep was installing in the CJ at the time (;

I can only get so erect.

I’m relatively confident it will never go the way of the E30... but that’s another cool potential battle wagon in Touring.

AMC Eagle. Almost a battle wagon stock.

They really are. He has improved my life tenfold.

Thanks Michael, I was really looking for advice from a stranger because I had no idea where else to turn. I was just so paralyzed by fear and inactivity, my dog might die tomorrow.

Hahaha typical. He’s sitting at a lean 33 pounds of right now and isn’t fully grown, up or out. He’s going to be a big boy when he puts on the typical Corgi “sophomore 15". Sorry to hear about that wreck, sounds awful.