The 1UZ is an aluminum block lighter than the N/A 2JZ I6.

This implies that justice is also a duck. I don't know how to feel about that.

"I live globally," may be the world's douchiest statement.

I'm pretty sure one of these is sitting on a sketchy lot on the corner of Burnet and North Loop in Austin. Or at least it was this summer. If someone could corroborate that, that would be awesome.

Do you want David Hasslehoff gifs? Because that's how you get David Hasslehoff gifs.

Guys y'all JUST did an article about vaporware...

Patrick, fellow austinite here. Wish I could make it! sounds like fun. See you at the races.

Seems legit.

"You could neyver smeyll my farts if ve vere in my Dartz."

And I will welcome it with open arms.

Lol you posted all four pictures of that same Supra in the other thread too.

Wouldn't you love to drive an S65 AMG for 125,000 miles? I know I would. With a safeguard like a no-deductible warranty I would drive that thing into the ground.

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Ive never laughed more than twice in a jalop article until now. Four times. Great read.

All these forum nannies seem to have their panties in a wad over what is far from your most inflammatory list. I think E39 M5 and C5 Corvette are two noticeable exceptions. Also has anyone verified Orangutan's claim of 201 in a Phaeton? That just fucks with my head a little.

I love all Jalops equally, but that statement doesn't really help the "subarus are for lesbians" stereotype.

As am I. Along with being a Ford GT fan.

He actually no longer owns that Ford GT. I shit you not, my cousin bought it through a broker.

TWO hybrids motors.

A lot of really good info here. All parts are relatively cheap but the dash truly is an unpleasant sight. I have an otherwise lovely example and have no idea what to do about my disgusting dash board. I might scrape and plastidip the whole thing.