I really hope they bring the RS3 over the pond and the optional 6MT with it. Nothing viscerally excites me like very very aggressive air dams on a relatively unassuming car - B7 RS4, anybody?

I felt really stupid for only commenting that, so I'll also point out that this is a completely irrational and retarded phenomenon. All six of the cars that I've had (by coincidence) have passed over 100,000 miles in my ownership and nothing special happened. If you were my SRT4, you continued being shitty. If you…

Doug, I can't believe this is the first reason I've had to comment on one of your articles (I've been a jalop reader for over a year now), but Chi Omega's nationally recognized colors are Cardinal Red and Straw Yellow.

Doug, I can't believe this is the first reason I've had to comment on one of your articles (I've been a jalop reader for over a year now), but Chi Omega's nationally recognized colors are Cardinal Red and Straw Yellow.