MORE LIKE HOOAHHHHHH

that a woman “mazeled my tov” and “gefilted my fish”

I’ve been hoping my whole life to see a 1970's-era Hasidic Jew (sporting massive sideburns and a Brooklyn accent) stuff a yarmulke down the throat of a Nazi, who is incognito as a bartender, while disco music plays gently in the background... is this my show? 

Those are just socially acceptable eating disorders

I’m a recovered bulimic and I love a good ED joke. And I don’t give a single solitary fuck about my coworkers’ #cleaneating.

As a recovered bulimic, I’d much rather hear a silly joke about it than read about my friends Fitbits or their clean eating plans or their Shake-ology lifestyle.