(Just FYI, I’m a woman):

I do that, but there’s actually a good reason for it! The top bun is much thicker & sturdier than the bottom, so flipping that bun to the bottom reduces the chance of the burger falling apart as the bun gets soggy.

Oh my god- it took me a while to realize you’re Cookie Monster, until then I was just kind of baffled by your grammar. Nice commitment to a theme