Amy Collier’s bio curiously omits the most important fact about Fabio - that he was once smacked in the face by a large bird while riding a roller coaster, leaving him with a bloodied nose and bruised dignity.

I once dated a guy where my period came mid-coitus during the first time we had sex. I was so embarrassed (I was young) I ran to the bathroom. When I came back he was gone...I was freaking out for 5 minutes when he came in the room and had brought me back tampons. No big deal. We’re married now. Moral of the story:…

I love the ‘let law enforcement do their job’ line. ITS THE JOB OF THE LEGISLATURE TO TELL LAW ENFORCEMENT WHAT TO DO. take a civics class already jesuschrist.

This is so infuriating. I feel so sorry for anyone in his jurisdiction that is a victim of rape. Here is the proof you need that you won’t be taken seriously.

It’s very simple: gay people pay taxes, your church does not.

I know people will chalk this up to fanboy fantasy, but it seems that Matt Smith has a good handle on performing Gaiman’s work, and has the gifts to once again play an ageless outsider with deep inner sadness and longing.

It’s not a big deal. A black bar in a photo just means you have 72 hours to find and kill all of your blood relatives or Lizzie rises from the grave to drag you, screaming, into Hell.

Pudding buckets facilitate drowning in said pudding. The four ounce cups are for your safety.

Personally I like to skip the 9th G&T and just go straight to the 10th.

For as many times as it had been said, it bears repeating:

Calling it!! Peppy Dementor is my new stripper name!

I think I will add Race Traitor to all my bios.

“What are you?”

Can we not joke about Camilla’s looks? I mean come on.

The other day I got a hand gun to protect my kids, you know? And I’m really happy because it is SO important for them to be safe.

I was a nurse manager in a really busy multi-specialty medical clinic and I swear I had to pull aside at least 75% of my new nurse hires to tell them to cut the shit out of that ridiculous baby talk to our patients. It’s like “look you 23 year-old nitwt, this 86 year old woman has 3 kids, a passel of grandkids, a…

Super accurate! My greyhound in a wig = afghan hound (essentially greyhounds with wigs!).