Dear God. And was it named after her dead husband and/or son?

Wait, I missed the weirdness about the lady. What was her deal?

Andy Serkis to provide stop-motion performance capture for Bubbles.

I have a dream that someday all devices will charge wirelessly, regardless of manufacturer or function, because my brother's cat is a fucking monster.

"I dunno man, I dunno what's real anymore. I just feel numb all the time."

Because they work.

Possible solution: butt plugs.

Schadenfreude's a helluva drug!

Trying to make a living, I assume.

They cite his Batman work, but Brubaker's run on Captain America will always have my heart. It was incredible.

With today's youth becoming sexually active by age 10, I wonder if she'll have to perform mandatory hand checks?

Sounds less than ideal.

This sounds remarkably close to the programming schedule currently on offer at CBS…

More Laura Parsons, please.

What a bunch of dill weeds.

I’m bad, and that’s good. I will never be good, and that’s not bad. There’s no one I’d rather be than me.

Screw that, I'm talking Falcon Hockey!

Also critical thinking!

I went to Bowling Green State and lemme tell ya, we killed it every weekend.

America has more paths to division than ever before. Free market, baby!