C’mon. You know it was much worse then with all the chromium foil hologram polybagged bullshit.

Haha wow that’s pretty bad. I like the whole “pours herself into her dress” bit though. It makes me think she goes all Inque and liquefies herself to put on clothes.

Well, this is depressing.

How about starting with a Taco Bell burrito that doesn’t taste like crap?

don’t forget about Barry. He used to stay dead.

‘China is known for building ambitious infrastructure projects in order to artificially prop up their economy and stock market, and not finding humans to populate them after the fact.’

The fact that comic book characters don’t stay dead (unless their name is Uncle Ben) is a well-established fact.

This is both excellent Kinja and peak Patriot fan behavior.

Pictured: “AFC North team psychologist.”

Sell for parts, car is ruined. There’s probably no workaround whatsoever.

ah yes. “People who don’t look for the same things I do in a car are inept and stupid.”

Cadillac is distinctive, and where is that getting them?

Dubai is seriously exactly what would have happened if someone had given 13 year old me and my friends unlimited money and a big patch of empty land.

“Let drive Ferraris everywhere and make super tall buildings and make our own islands and air conditioned beaches and give firefighters jetpacks!”

“Yeah, and no girls…

Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

Yes, this article written by an American on an American site featuring a video filmed somewhere in the United States of America is using Fahrenheit.

a single beam of energy across hundreds of thousands of miles

Growing up in a rural area I did my share of agricultural work as a youth and teenager. The most fun was harvesting peas. We drove a Pea Viner which is a combine about 20 feet tall and 40 feet long and moves at less than a mile an hour. You had to focus on a point in the distance and drive toward it, very very very…

You write “is it just me” and then everything that follows it is a terrible internet cliche.

As you get older, you may want to enjoy life by savoring what you consume which will make life more worthwhile.