Jalopnik truthers are the fucking worst.

He doesn’t know what needs modernizing because he doesn’t even know what the “nuclear triad” refers to. His answer was “Nuclear Bad!” like some kind of frenzied Frankenstein’s monster with the transplanted hair of long dead people who also didn’t know what the shit they were talking about.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

Sort of off topic, but the lead image is what made me think of it... For me, one of the worst parts of Trump, is the level of disdain and annoyance he shows to anyone saying anything he doesn’t like.

Oh for fuck’s sake, just break the embargo. It’s Kotaku. What are they gonna do, deprive you of review copies, so that your 13 million monthly uniques won’t see your review of their game?

Yeah, that’s an excellent business decision on their part.

Just do what you want. Embargoes are horse shit. I worked in games…

Remember Advanced Warfare?

Why can’t the smartest plan be to play occasional neutral-site games in markets that don’t have NFL teams but are still at least within reach or maybe TV-range of being potential fan bases? Not necessarily annually, but to adhere to their rotating NFC-AFC/divisional formula.

I do somewhat enjoy seeing when they show fans in the stands at Wembley. There is zero cohesion as far as fan support, and almost never for the two teams actually playing that day.

Maybe this is our revenge for the Stamp Act, or something? IT’S THE 1-6 FUCKHOLES VS. THE 2-5 DICKJIZZ STREAMING LIVE ON ASK JEEVES!

It’d be a moral grey area if A) the info/assets were obtained illegally and B) they were exclusively sent to us. If someone sent a private e-mail to our tips line saying they’d hacked into Bethesda and taken a bunch of Fallout 4 footage just to send to Kotaku, then we probably wouldn’t post it unless there was some…

Goofy camera angles? You mean I wasn’t supposed to shoot a dog right in his butthole in Fallout 3? That’s...depressing.

Your character could always have a personality in Fallout.

The one you decided they should have.

Now you’re Commander 111, and this is my favorite town in the Commonwealth.

This is pretty messed up, there are other ways to save a marriage than by cheating. I feel sorry for your husband, it seems like you had to shut him up even though you did a terrible thing and made him deal with it.

I know people are surprised and alarmed, but his hand is actually the opposite of a Shocker.

It’s almost like people can separate Simmons The Personality with the website he created and the other people on it.

This sucks, so, so much.

It might have been soloable, but when I entered first townish thing there was tons of people running around and screaming stuff than broke my immersion completely. This is as if you were watching episode 4 of Star Wars and suddenly army of Jar Jars invades the screen. It doesn’t matter if the game can be done solo as…

When Version 5.0 comes out and they finally disable that useless MMO feature and let you play the game it should have always been...I’ll play it