I bet any Kansas readers are all like:

Logically it would make more financial sense to migrate to Kansas, or Idaho, or Nebraska but I don't know if people will want to do that.

It's not a binary choice between Mayberry and Mega-City One. Wichita has a population density of 2300/sq mi, less than a tenth of NYC's, and yet somehow their toilets still get plumbed and their sandwiches made.

New York City:

Every additional limb would increase our caloric needs, increase the likelihood of injury or infection, require more robust and extensive circulatory and nervous systems, and in order to control these extra limbs our brains would need to be even larger, hotter and more energy-hungry than they already are.

Ah yes, dogfighting.

.413! Holy crap, her blood was probably flammable.

That list is insane. Gotta be an iCloud exploit or something, no way someone is hacking that many phones.

If that's not Jennifer Lawrence then it's her exact genetic clone.

A $50 million dollar weapon system that can be defeated with tinfoil. What a country.

Thank you Stephen. This has been a big dumb embarrassment for everyone involved, it's nice to see some simple transparency and honesty.

I promise you that e-cigarette won't be banned. We've never even managed to ban regular cigarettes, and those things are fucking terrible, which you already know.

Yes, let's just ban everything right now!

That news that Hanoi has no slums would come as a big surprise to anyone who's ever actually been to Hanoi, (hello Long Bien bridge!), but there is definitely a lot less squatting than you would find in India or Thailand or other like nations.

It's in no way objective.

He seemed completely natural as an Asgardian, I'm sure he can pull this off.

That area of Ukraine has been in rebel hands for months. I doubt there are any Ukrainian military SAM's anywhere near there.

Michael Schumacher, the greatest race car driver of all time, had no fewer than 30 crashes in his 18 year Formula One career.

Dat lens flare.

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