No, because nobody was watching NBC two years ago, either.

"The name is Dumas."

Even the shittiest films and TV shows keep dozens, if not hundreds of people employed. Especially when you factor in the network side of things. It takes a lot of work to make something good, and about just as much to make something bad.

Redakted.

I could've watched a hundred movies with Lisa Blount, Victor Wong and Dennis Dun in some alternate timeline where they kept appearing in film after film together, in some kind of Wes Anderson like arrangement.

Pet Sematary - SPINAL MENINGITIS

I love this comment more than I probably should.

At least you don't have to worry about them putting out, anything.

This assumes that NBC had a Latino audience to begin with. Or an audience of any kind.

Unfortunately, the BBT audience will still be in hysterics from that moment when (SPOILERS) Sheldon plugs-in his iPad and jerks back in surprise when it buzzes to indicate that the battery is charging.

Mallrats 3: To the Lifestyle Center of the Earth

Glen is used to being trapped in old wells.

I feel like he never bothered to ask because "we've got to move past that now".

Two years into the apocalypse, most batteries would start to hit their expiration dates. Use 'em or lose 'em.

There was something kind of dreamy and otherworldly about the first conversation that really drew me in. It was probably my favorite part of the whole episode.

Hopefully Sarah Vowell managed to survive and will soon offer her dry wit and insightful commentary on the history of collapsing civilizations, along with occasional lessons on how to kill zombies.

I like to believe that at the stroke of midnight, January 1st, 2000, Smash Mouth blinked out of existence as the '90s came to an end.

Yeah, I think Friends ran that into the ground.

SIX EPISODES AND AN APOLOGY!

I'm gonna carve out a kingdom with my immense supply of Cookie Clicker cookies and Disqus likes.