I enjoy punk, but I check out of a conversation the moment it becomes a purity test. It's like arguing with vegans. Just don't even bother.

GEEK WOMAN walks in wearing a tool belt and hardhat. 
*audience bursts into applause*
GEEK MAN: "What are you doing, building the Enterprise's bridge in our garage?"
*audience begins to palpitate*
GEEK MAN (CONTD.): "Because I tried that once… and built the Enterprise D by mistake. Geek Man #2 wanted the Enterprise A. He…

I'm sure TBBT's audience would be certain to notice they're watching the same show all over ag… I can't even make this joke.

NBC - We're a Ratings Powerhouse… In the Future*

I say the same thing whenever I turn on a multi-cam sitcom.

CBS is still promising to watch The Wire as soon as it gets around to "finally plowing through Battlestar Galactica and Fringe".

"Maybe I can help. I've got this idea for a bunch of 30 somethings standing around on a really bright set. It's an untested premise, but I think audiences are ready to take a chance." - Chuck Lorre

He's kind of like a dangerous Fred Stoller.

Based on your description alone, Pitchfork has already given it a 6.3 with the option to upgrade to a 9.4 if you change it to "20 year old+".

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And art historian.

The Dark Tower series in theatrical form would be a huge mistake. There's absolutely nothing about that which seems appealing at all. Each installment needs to be broken up into a mini series, or a series with a limited number of episodes per season.

Given that prominent franchises are getting rebooted more often than a Mac circa 1995, I'd say you can never be too sure.

We used to rely on groups like Public Enemy to scare Whitey. Now we have Fox News.

Play these tracks in a row… loudly:

My entire 3rd grade class read this and watched the movie together as soon as it came out on VHS.

In my Northern elementary school back in the '80s, we sang "Zip-A-Dee-Do-Dah" all the time. Of course, we had zero context for it. 

I'm getting a Kristin Scott Thomas in Only God Forgives vibe.

Sometimes.

I love the fact he's just Walt's kid. Not Walt's Disabled Child of Inspiration.