He had an amazing life and really did a lot to make ours better.

Shyamalan would rewrite anything for love, but he wouldn't do She's All That.

My lawyer never even studied law! He just learned three precedents and went out there and killed it in the courtroom!

For anything created before 1/1/1978, it's either 120 years after creation or 95 years after publication.

*animated GIF of Kim Deal being lowered onto a pair of dark sunglasses*

I grew up in the middle of nowhere. There was almost nowhere to bike to, and my family wasn't really well off by any means.

Hey @avclub-6f611188ad4a81ffc2edab83b0705d76:disqus , if you don't have anything goin' on after your 4th of July BBQ, my buddy and I are totally gonna line up outside Tower Records. Zooropa goes on sale at midnight!!!!!!!

Jingle All The Way 2: Hold On, I Gotta Sit Down For a Minute

As soon as that happens, I start talking to the person next to me and completely ignore it.

Personally, I use the Beth card. I'm not sure why I have it or what it can be used for. Most of the time, I don't even remember that it's there.

I tried to use my Arlis$$ forgotten, empty wallet.

It'll be needed.

Banned from The Price is Right?

Bosnian nature documentaries?

The pit o' dirty needles scene in Saw 2 could be a valuable tool for HIV / drug prevention programs.

Do we really need another streaming radio service?

@avclub-9c75bab0f5d964591655e73e7c22c540:disqus 
I probably should have left the word "mocked" out of my original comment. I just edited it away, as it didn't really reflect what I was trying to say.

Or like ICP without a fan base of demoralized, impoverished working class people clinging to the one thing that can offer some unity now that the American Dream has left them behind.

FIVE SEASONS AND RESTORING THE TIME MACHINE BACKUP OF HARMON'S MACHINE MADE BY A WRITER'S PA IN 2012.

I remember hearing the news and thinking it was the most insane thing I'd ever heard. It's actually a really sweet story, the kind that most people dream about at one point or another.