Until her current sentencing process is complete. Prosecutor just recommended 90 days in rehab, but she's all no, no, no.

Personally, I'm looking forward to How To Be A Player 3: Playback Time and How To Be A Player 4: Play Kind, Rewind

Sorry, that water is so topical you can't even ingest it yet.

Free fallin' and I can't get up!

I hate to break it to you, but your sister may be on her way to join forces with an international drug kingpin.

No, I was literally just listening to them.

I know. I'm not a comic book fan, so I just don't get how this even happens.

How the fuck can they be rebooting a series they just remade like… literally a couple of years ago?

The rejected title was Realizing You Were In 'Star Trek: Nemesis'

Next thing you know, they'll be a scandalous headline about discord in Dishwalla…

This is a post to Gary's discussion
This is a post to Gary's discussion
Gary didn't call me up 
To ask me to make a shitty comment
I'm more than halfway finished
Do you think you'll click 'Like' so far?
How about you 'Like' this post to Gary's discussion?

Fuck! First they destroyed the discussions, now they got rid of Mia Wasikowska!

We need our epic Law and Order thread back. We can do it! We have the technology.

At which point, he should triumphantly turn to the audience and proclaim "That was… ACTING!" and receive a standing ovation while standing over the crumpled Dick.

What? No To Hell With Poverty! by Gang Of Four?

New Zealand is so far away from everything that the nation was built with the expectation that everything would arrive a watered-down mess.

In related news, The Mushroom Growers Association of America released a statement saying that while it appreciates the play on words Mr. Reznor chose to use when naming his latest tour, it would ask that in the future, for artists to avoid fungus that causes a violent and near-certain death.

In addition, AMC announced that due to the show's success the budget has been cut by another 1/3rd and Season 4 will take place entirely within an abandoned KFC in Willimantic, CT.

That would be better than Bazinga.

The right-wing has gone so far off the reservation they've ended up on the plantation.