You know, I hate Trump’s guts, but I would probably check out Trump TV.

Donald Plump Jr.

+1 also threw up in your mouth

“Leave me out of this.”

It would seem, just based on looks, that his brother is the douchier of the two.

I had a housemate who was on shrooms and I was babysitting him because I had somewhere to be that night and he thought that it was all a dream and so he hand-swiped his giant 1996-era monitor off his desk.

I sorta remember popping out the screen window to puke out Natural Light into the back of the bushes. It was ground level, and nobody ever cleaned it or anything. It’s probably still there.

Maybe he slapped him because they were going to a Phillies game.

Don Diaper | Sterling Pooper