It's probably all Hawaiian.

I think it's real. Michael said that their Janet was stolen from a Good Place, so she was never in on the scam and had no reason to lie. I have a feeling Mindy will come back in the future somehow, filling in the blanks for Eleanor and the gang.

I am shipping Eleanor with Tahani now and no one can stop me.

Holy motherforking shirtballs, that was unexpected. Every little thing we doubted or thought was unclear, was actually a clue. Well done.