Lol @ crack of dawn

Peggy said she loved Donald Trump’s speech because it reminded her of “La La Land,” which she said she hasn’t seen.

Peggy didn’t watch the speech herself, she asked her gay immigrant taxi-driver friend to summarize it to her.

he doesn’t really remember the meeting

Dressed to impress

That dummy better be tiny

Grandpa Elliot & Oscar Castro — Only You

This man is a fucking thin skinned coward. I sincerely hope the Press goes through with it, using the most awful mock-up dummy of Trump they can find, sitting on a chair.

The states that are against abortion are always the ones that should be having more of them.

Maybe he just wants to be president of Florida, and we should let him have it.

SNL pushing Trump to the limit. Not only that it’s fascinating to see humor this brutal on national tv but to have all women playing his cabinet...priceless.

New slogan for Ivanka’s clothing line explains a lot:

the wall was just a metaphor

Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

The biggest problem with this logic is that, if it keeps Owens out once, it should keep him out forever.

The very notion that we all wonder IF law enforcement will follow a judge’s order is utterly terrifying to me.

Repeatedly ignoring the stays of Federal Judges seems like it would be an impeachable offense under a less, uhh, melanin-ly talented president

“Are they going to follow it” seems to be the question, since apparently DHS has no problem ignoring lawful court orders.