The whole “drain the swamp” premise would be more compelling if he hadn’t filled his Cabinet with billionaires

+ password for White House computer: PopularVote_LOL

Hello! It’s me, Steve Harvey. I do government now. Will this bode well for our country?

I don’t have the faculties to describe how awful that sounds

They are both so well informed and knowledgeable on how to fix the the inner city! And since in Trump’s mind that’s where all of us blacks live, it only makes sense that the 2 of them talk. Lawd help us all....

Something about Steve Harvey starring together with Ben in a new sitcom that’ll be directed by Donald Trump and produced by White America.

DL is just as trash as Steve Harvey. Fuck both of those fucks

Schooner or later, you’ll appreciate these nautical puns.

It’s ferry impressive.

Start at the masthead and start listing as you read down. You’ll notice a boatload of them.

The Packers really lowered the boom on them

Were there boat puns in this article? I mast have missed them.

Not one reference to “yaaaardage” in the entire article, though.

That’s some A+ wordplay, Petchesky. I’m all aboard for some more good puns.

This should really set the standard for any more boat takes this season. Any article should contain a minimum of five puns about boats, sailing, etc.