Dead/Olive

In the spirit of the original, and because the 4 hour version is likely still saved on a mainframe or whatever somewhere and the movie could use an excuse to move physical copies, I would suggest they include this as a workprint cut on the Blu-Ray.

You’re not even close to baseline.

within cells interlinked

Subjectively, if you watch one screening, you’ll feel like you were trapped in the theater for an entire week.

Stupid rules!

Should Hannibal Buress receive a similar chastising for joking about Cosby’s monstrous acts? Or does the fact that his jokes led to the grand truth coming out rebuke that? Like the rumors about Spacey’s behaviors, I and I imagine thousands of others knew about what Cosby had done way before. The reports had been out…

Seth claims he made the joke precisely because of how serious the situation was. I don’t see how making a joke about something terrible means you’re somehow trivializing how terrible it is.

What the fuck are we supposed to do? Gerrymandering has left the GOP with a massive structural advantage, 30% of the country are certifiably fucking idiots who believe 100% of what Trump says, the GOP are fucking two-faced cowards who kowtow to Trump because they are afraid of their stupid voters and losing their…

God I wish somebody had followed up with “What about when the President bragged on the radio about walking in on topless underage beauty contestants? Which several contestants corroborated? Was he lying then? Or is the White House willing to concede that that wasn’t just “locker room talk”, but repeated sexual…

Man, I miss John Candy.

Just a quick note - Lou Dobbs has no brain matter to leak out of his ears or anywhere else. His skull is filled with bile.

What about some sort of poisonous gas that would freeze people into an eternal rictus of good humor?  We could have a parade and deliver it via balloon.

Unless you’re Ryan Gosling and your coworker is Harrison Ford.

This brings up a pretty tricky legal issue. Does Amazon or do I own the rights to the footage of their delivery person masturbating on my couch?

If there was a dedicated box or even a storefront location nearby where my packages could be safely and securely deposited, this technology would be pointless.

There it is... the strangest thing I’ll see all day.

Shuddup ya hockey puck!