My thoughts go out to his friends, family and pall bearers.

I understand that response, but I feel that’s a little like saying you can’t be a critic unless you also are/have been an artist. Now, the understanding that being an artist confers is great for certain insights, but for artists, what is important is the work in front of you. For critics, what is important is the work…

Oh women with their talking about routes, and their hysteria and their fainting couches!

Dogshit and gobbledygook smothered in pretentious self-righteous social justice hokum peddled by the bourgeois socialists running this rag.

I saw this clip before seeing any set up of what he did. At first I thought he was going to go off about how bad a question it was because truthfully, it was. As a big sports fan that’s seen a number of media scrums, they are littered with just awful, dumb, pointless questions. It’s like beat writers have a contest to…

Hey, we’re all sheltered from the universe, thanks to our atmosphere and magnetosphere.

Every time I see or hear someone use “females” in that way, all I can think of are Ferengi.

THIS.

Still can’t see the title Geostorm without thinking:

It’s simple enough to me: We need to abandon the Constitution. This is only one part of about 20 that don’t work anymore. We’ve got governments elected at every level by minorities of voters. We’ve got 11 states put together with less population than California but which get 22 Senators to Californias’ 2. We’ve got an…

Steve Scalise has been conspicuously silent since returning to Congress. Like, one pro forma thoughtsandprayers wetfart and then back to work on taxes.

“A two-time Cable Ace Award nominee and three-time Tony… Shalhoub sex partner...”
-Jenna Maroney, on herself

FWJ, so great! Also, DaFoe was hilarious in The Life Aquatic.

For a guy that had a ton of great videos Running Down a Dream was my favorite.

The opening riff of that song never fails to make me go just a *little* faster than I should be.

No need for apologies... that’s what George is there for.

It built so gradually across so many records that I didn’t realize he’d put together one of the all-time great catalogs until just a few years ago. When you’re debating whether a song from 1979 or 2009 is your favorite Petty and there’s no consensus answer, you’re talking about a LOT of great stuff.

That’s a really good way to describe it. When I was first trying to think of Tom Petty songs, I could only think of like 3 or 4, but as soon as I started reading everyone’s responses, I thought, oh shit, I know a ton of these.

Somewhere, at any given time, there’s an unhappy working stiff humming “I Won’t Back Down” to himself, or a Hollywood road trip sardonically scored by “Into the Great Wide Open,” or a classic rock dad trying to learn the tab to “Refugee” in his garage, or a tipsy mid-western coed hollering along to “American…

Man, fuck today.