“These boys is not white! Hell, they ain’t even ole-timey! [...] Is you is, or is you ain’t, my constitchency?”

Can’t underestimate the importance of these ships. If you want to talk about who won that war, in terms of human loss, the Soviets did, hands down. But in terms of materiel, it was the U.S. Our ability to churn out these ships, to get supplies over seas in such rapid, overwelming fashion completely outstripped the…

It’s almost brilliant. So many things are going on in the film!

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I haven’t seen the movie, but I do know that CinemaScore is the group that regularly gives Happy Madison movies As and Bs, so I wouldn’t read to much into that score.

Ok seriously, you’re kidding...just googled it...oh my God...I really thought you were kidding.

Oprah is a 60 Minutes correspondent, so now you will always be able to name a 60 Minutes correspondent.

I just want to say that throwing shade at those stupid phrases is on fleek. Way to dunk on them.

Basically the entire Country & Western genre. I hated it as kid because that’s what my parents listened to. At some point I was listening to a lot of Elvis Costello, Nick Lowe, et al., and it dawned on me that many of my favorite songs were straight up Country & Western, and if I liked country songs song by English…

No, that’s the Second Amendment you’re thinking of. The First Amendment is one of those pesky liberal conspiracies, like pollution or taxes.

And not a high-end, expensive woodchipper with a lot of good years ahead of it, either. Make it a dull, rusty, beaten-up, seen-better-days woodchipper which has just one last job in it.

Every last Huckabee can jump in a wood chipper.

YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN?! This guy is here, this fucking mo-mo who uses “liberal snowflakes” without a hint of irony.

Good luck! We’re all counting on you.

It really is just absolutely fucking disgusting how it is in this nation. Just... it makes you wanna wretch. People die every fucking day from it. How many other problems do you hear people propose solving by saying “oh, the presence of [X] is responsible for this tragedy? Then clearly, we need MORE [X]!!!”

I’m really sorry about your friend and your loss. Grief is a hateful, vicious, helpless experience even when it’s brought-on in the most ‘benign’ circumstances, if such a thing can be said to exist - next while you’ll likely swing wildly between anger and sorrow in ways and for reasons that may not always make sense,…

Never read the comments on these kinds of things. They’re almost always attracting awful people.

I think the best commentary they ever did on gun control was when in “Downer Ending”, when BJ, Sara Lynn, and Todd are all tripping, they’re inexplicably all holding guns and remark - “wait - if everyone has guns, no one will need to have guns!” or something, and Todd replies, “I THINK WE JUST SOLVED THIS COUNTRY’S…

I linked to an article on a satirical website and used the article’s title. But if you want the data, it’s readily available with a google search. There’s a mass shootings (4 or more people shot in a single incident) about once a day in the US.